Daichi was one day walking through the woods minding his own business. The sun was shinning and it were a beautiful day and he were in the mood for a nap. Suddenly, a humanoid chicken not to much larger that Daichi appeared before him. They both stared at each other with squinted eyes and without even saying a word to each other "IT WAS ON!"
They both ran at eachother and Daichi landed one blow to the side of the chicken's face. Then the chicken punched Daichi across the side of his face. After each blow, they began to walk forward, still carrying on this epic battle. Daichi then punches the Chicken dead in the side of his face with his left fist and then swings his right fist and hits the Chicken's jaw. The Chicken then came in with two swift jabs, a left and a right one. Daichi swiftly moved his head to the right when the chicken came in to strike with it's left fist. Then he quickly moved his head to the left when the Chicken came in with it's right jab. Daichi then quickly counters with a spin kick to the chicken's face, causing it to fall back but not fall down.
Now the two were in the mountains and it were still morning. The Chicken then slaps Daichi across the side of his face. Spit left the side of Daichi's face as he just got smacked by a chicken. Daichi had never been slapped like that before but the chicken wasn't finished. After the chicken had slapped him in the face, he quickly brought his hand back and back-handed Daichi across his face.
Daichi couldn't believe he were getting beaten up by a chicken, something that he loved to eat. The two were now in the desert, carrying on their battle. Daichi kicked the chicken in the side of it's face and then flips over and wraps his legs around the chickens neck and then flips over and lands on his chest but the chicken landed on it's head. Daichi then, while the chicken were on it's head, he grabbed it by it's ankles and threw it up into the air.
The Chicken was now spiraling up into the air but then he quickly flipped over and then fell head first at Daichi. The second the chicken came near Daichi, he merely moved out of the way but he over looked one crucial thing about his opponent. Chickens can fly, atleast this one could. The chicken was flapping it's wings and began to hover back up into the sky, then he flipped back over and then landed to the ground.
The second the chicken hit the ground, there was a flying foot that had already crashed into his chest sending him flying into a cactus plant.
"BAKAAACCCKKK!!!" The chicken let out as his back was now filled with thorns from the cactus.
"Heh heh heh!" Daichi smirked but then his face quickly turned to the serious one and he charged at his opponent.
The chicken turned it's back and crouched over and began to squeeze. His face resembled that of a constipated one, and then next thing you know, the thorns were released from his back and were speed at Daichi.
He was unprepared for this sort of an attack and attempted to evade the attack and was managed to dodge a few but some still pierced his arms and legs. There were eight thorns that hit and two went into each arm and leg. Luckily the thorns weren't too big or his arms and legs would have been paralyzed.
Daichi quickly removes the thorns and then he appeared before his opponent, almost instantly. Daichi then lands four left jabs to the chicken's face. The first three were only hard enough to cause a little damage but the fourth jab pushed him back a little distances back.
The sun was now all the way up in the sky signifying that it had left from morning and made it to afternoon. Daichi didn't really mind that the battle was taking forever, actually, he didn't even know why they were fighting in the first place. Oh well, it were too late to stop now.
The two were now in the cities and they were causing some real trouble. No one wanted to stop the match because they were afraid, not of Daichi but of the chicken. Daichi then lands a charged punch to the Chicken's stomach sending it flying through a building.
The chicken had landed in an insurance agency and Daichi was there with him. The people around the area were fleeing for their lives while Daichi and the chicken were still carrying on their battle. Daichi picked up a printer and smashed it into the side of the chicken's head breaking the printer.
"BACAAAAKK!" The chicken let out as he felt the full force of Daichi's blow from the printer.
The chicken then opened it's mouth wide and began to shoot out a barrage of worms in Daichi's direction. They wouldn't do any real harm to Daichi but, that's just nasty. Daichi then began to evade each worm as if his life depended on it. Then Daichi flips to his feet and then picks up a computer monitor and jabs it into the Chicken's face, then he tackled the chicken out of the building and began falling from eight stories. When the two hit the ground, the computer monitor exploded, causing flames to cover them and a chunk of the city.
The two exited the flames still landing jabs to each other's faces. The two were now at the airport. The chicken then began to peck at Daichi's right eye giving him a black eye. Then he bite his nose and then tosses him with his beak. The Chicken then walked over to Daichi and lifted up it's leg to reveal it's sharp claws. He was now prepared to finish this battle and reign victorious. Then the unexpected happened.
An airplane was preparing to land and it's propellers were moving at full speed. The propellers came closer and closer to the chicken's head. Daichi covered his eyes and the next thing Daichi knew, he was covered with feathers. Daichi stood to his feet and saw the gruesome image and then walked away into the sunset. He were going to do what he had intended to do before this whole fiasco began, he were going to go to sleep. Daichi really earned it but think long and hard, is this going to be the finally time you see the chicken?
The Chicken's leg then twitched revealing to all that he was not dead. He would soon return to destroy the saiyan menace known as Daichi. Still, to this very moment, Daichi still has no idea why they were fighting in the first place.
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